DREAMER

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last night i couldn’t sleep because i couldn’t stop thinking about this creepy exhibit that i saw at the exploratorium yesterday so i decided to watch bug juice and i’ve never been more satisfied

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(Source: punkletters, via negativnein)

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peacecantcombine:

Schizophasia (Photo by Darryl Reid)

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(Source: sunspray, via deathmutt)

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i don’t care about mother’s day today is my mom’s birthday and also her last day in california i am sad but we nerded out at the exploratorium and ate at a vegan restaurant called gracias madre and i’m glad we had an exclusive date i cry now

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darksilenceinsuburbia:

Gregory Muenzen. Bamboo.

Via

(via hu-mano)

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Black Culture is popular. Black people are not.

(Source: luvyourselfsomeesteem, via genderphobia)

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malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

(via turiamadi)

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so my 3-year old brother was eating a ritz cracker and said “all boys like crackers!” and i mumbled under my breath “well your dad REALLY likes crackers” because my brother’s mom is white

i mean, it’s okay because essentially my brother is a chocolate-covered ritz and that sounds delicious

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for some reason i decided to watch reality tv but now i am v regretful and angry